"Milky" (jordanmielke)
10/24/2014 at 10:44 • Filed to: ACR, Viper, SRT, V10, Sema, Concept | 4 | 17 |
Dodge needs to release this and just flat out beat everybody on the track again. That should get them a few more sales.
Source: !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Instagram (Autoweek journalist).
MrPseudonym
> Milky
10/24/2014 at 10:45 | 1 |
Hold on, I have to go joy vomit.
CAcoalminer
> Milky
10/24/2014 at 10:48 | 1 |
That looks terrific!
Milky
> MrPseudonym
10/24/2014 at 10:49 | 0 |
Thank you for my new favorite term.
wabbalosthiskey
> Milky
10/24/2014 at 10:53 | 0 |
ugh, suddently it went from a small FP pic to large
The front just looks like a C6 with down syndrome. Cannot like.
MrPseudonym
> Milky
10/24/2014 at 10:56 | 0 |
You're welcome. I'm an absolute Viper FANATIC. Don't watch the racing, but I wish I could. Seriously, I had a dream last night where I was doing something (driving around I think), and I saw Vipers on the road. Everywhere. Needless to say, I freaked out. That was a good dream... Also, think about this: Rally Edition. Yessssss... Massive shocks, bigger diff, heavier, slightly smaller, slightly less insane with the engine... That's my dream, right there.
Sweet Trav
> Milky
10/24/2014 at 10:57 | 0 |
I want to like the viper... i just cant.
Milky
> wabbalosthiskey
10/24/2014 at 10:59 | 0 |
A mod liked it, and I don't blame him.
Also I could kinda see a C7 resemblance but not really the C6.
Milky
> Sweet Trav
10/24/2014 at 11:02 | 0 |
… but ….
wabbalosthiskey
> Milky
10/24/2014 at 11:03 | 0 |
I dunno, I think they kind of split the difference. Like when the middle child is missing a gene. (moves left)
Milky
> MrPseudonym
10/24/2014 at 11:05 | 0 |
Ha, I'm with you. Ever since I was a youth in the 90's its been my dream car. Someday my friend, someday.
Milky
> wabbalosthiskey
10/24/2014 at 11:18 | 0 |
Yeeaaa ... I dunno what you're smoking.
Sweet Trav
> Milky
10/24/2014 at 11:19 | 0 |
The Viper is a fast car, but its not a good car.
Perhaps I have an irrational dislike for its lazy LA-V8 derived V10 or the fact that i feel like its still the same car it was in 1992 and is as unrefined as cinder block.
All the other cars on that list have a reason in addition to being fast, that a person would buy them. The viper used to look evil, it used to look mean... now it's a bit softer, sleeker and doesn't look like the war-hammer wielding reptile-soldier of the apocalypse it used to.
In some ways you could even say that the world has passed the Viper by, with all the hybrid nonsense, turbo charging and rumors of a mid engine Corvette. The Viper is like Iowa class-battleships, the power and might is devastating and impressive, but in today's world, they just aren't justifiable expenses anymore, the purpose they serve has been replaced by modern technology and innovation.
MrPseudonym
> Milky
10/24/2014 at 11:28 | 1 |
Mine too...
Fuck it, instead of a new car, I'll get a Gen. 2 Viper. My favorite part of that car is the logo. The cutest of the three...
briannutter1
> Milky
10/24/2014 at 11:35 | 0 |
This...and the Z06...are going to dominate. I bet they're within a couple seconds of the p1/LaFerrari/918 triplets.
Milky
> Sweet Trav
10/24/2014 at 12:52 | 0 |
All of the reasons you don't like are the reasons why I do like it. Its a simple old school way to go fast. It has grown up with me too. Its a little bit nicer inside and out but still has a great big engine, wide tires, and a small body.
Granted I have an irrational liking for it, since I have wanted for as long as I can remember, literally. But still, dat profile.
Milky
> briannutter1
10/24/2014 at 12:53 | 0 |
That would be amazing, esp. since they both are still so old school about how they go fast.
Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
> Milky
10/24/2014 at 17:04 | 0 |
Please 720-750 HP and -200lbs